Hi!

Here’s a few jokes to get your laughing engines warmed up……

…I went ot buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

…Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

…Why did the bubble-gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken`s foot!

…Three men walked into a bar. You think one of them would have seen it.

…What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

See ya next time!

Harry